the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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