you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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