i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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