You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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