help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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