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say what?
wanna hang out?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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