yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
