Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Come on in and take your pants off
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