People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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