im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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