I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
where are you?
Hypothermia
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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