BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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