Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
