So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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