Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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