Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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