god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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