You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.