We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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