Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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