I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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