do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Randomize
