I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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