Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She said her name was "party"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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