i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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