Got a toothbrush?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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