I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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