is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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