I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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