You surviving the open bar?
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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