i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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