Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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