why didn't you poke me back
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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