absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
