im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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