Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
