Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
