Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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