i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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