You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
