SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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3 2 1 whiskey
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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