Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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