So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I lost the right to judge tonight
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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