We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
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I forgot wine drunk hurts
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize