My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The air was thick with penises
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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