is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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