So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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