with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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