So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize
