I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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