I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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