That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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