she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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