accomplished twins. life is a go
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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